Odds are you’re like me. You have a boring job, and a wife or girlfriend. Maybe you have some kids, maybe you have a dog. You have a mortgage, or rent, or whatever. And your job isn‘t just boring, I mean it’s mind-numbing, where people walk around like zombies everyday. An actual zombie apocalypse would at least mean you could do something about it. (The sound of a pump action shotgun being loaded clicks in the background)

Welcome to my life……

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Things always seem the darkest before they go pitch black.

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After the collapse, everyone split up and did ridiculous things. They were exploring and seemed to get picked off. We found some provisions. To make a long story short, I had to fun for it. I got around a corner, wedged a pipe in the rubble and then everything collapsed where I had come from. So now I'm in the dark. I don't have anything to eat, or drink, or defend myself. I know there are zombies around, though none seem to be with me in this now quite small cavern. I would describe my situation as "not great".
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