Odds are you’re like me. You have a boring job, and a wife or girlfriend. Maybe you have some kids, maybe you have a dog. You have a mortgage, or rent, or whatever. And your job isn‘t just boring, I mean it’s mind-numbing, where people walk around like zombies everyday. An actual zombie apocalypse would at least mean you could do something about it. (The sound of a pump action shotgun being loaded clicks in the background)

Welcome to my life……

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Ignornance Isn't Always Bliss

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I'd first like to apologize for not checking in for a few weeks. When the building I was in caved in, we didn't know what was going on. Frankly, we still don't. Well, I guess I don't. I'm the only one left since the building caved in and we got trapped. Since then, the other five have been picked off by the undead. Mostly from doing stupid things.

I still haven't found out what's going on or been able to get outside. I feel like I'm close. Of course maybe I'm the only one left on earth. That seems unlikely, but if it's true, damn you all for not paying attention to my blog when I made regular posts about surviving zombies. The people I was with sure didn't. That's for sure.

1 comment:

  1. Still trapped? I would like to hear your comments on escaping to a boat in open water, the positives and negatives to it. Also, are animals affected by this zombieism (sp?)? If not, it would seem a good to have them around as a warning system.

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