Vanity

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I refuse to let vanity die after the zombie apocalypse.  What's the point of having all the textiles created on earth at your disposal without trying a few on.  The great part is that there are going to be critics to judge you.  Yes, I'll have the good military stuff I need, you know, practical stuff, like a messenger bag.  But guess what, my messenger bag is going to be Prada.  You'd be foolish to walk around all those jewelry stores and not pick up a Rolex.  Let's be fair.  Everyone wants a Rolex.