Odds are you’re like me. You have a boring job, and a wife or girlfriend. Maybe you have some kids, maybe you have a dog. You have a mortgage, or rent, or whatever. And your job isn‘t just boring, I mean it’s mind-numbing, where people walk around like zombies everyday. An actual zombie apocalypse would at least mean you could do something about it. (The sound of a pump action shotgun being loaded clicks in the background)

Welcome to my life……

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Everyone's gotta eat. Especially Zombies.

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People often try to get really concerned about food.  Let’s face it, how many stories or movies have you seen where food is some huge issue?  In a zombie apocalypse, the typical problem for living humans is that they are the food.  As people die off and get overrun by zombies, food actually gets more plentiful.  I mean you have your initial issue with foods that spoil and frozen foods, but after that, canned and box food counts per person, just keep going up as more people turn to zombies.  So your number one priority should be surviving.  Let the zombies worry about eating. 

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